Scott Fujita, who just wanted you to feel bad for him when he was targeted (heh heh, targeted) during the New Orleans Saints’ bounty scandal.
Only one fanbase claims to “own the division,” and it’s not the one who won the division two of the last three seasons
Even Drew Brees emphatically proclaimed, “We own this division, and they know it,” before last season’s Falcons/Saints game in the Georgia Dome. Then, he played the worst game of his career:
Their players went all “drama queen” on us when their bus was hit by a few eggs at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport last season:
Bus just got egged after landing in ATL by the ramp workers. Classy! “RISE Up” smh
— Jimmy Graham (@TheJimmyGraham) November 29, 2012
Their head coach looks like the illegitimate child of Glenn Beck and Urban Meyer
Maybe they’ll pay their power bill and keep the lights on this season
The Saints stumbled upon a Super Bowl win a few years ago, and dammit, their fans are going to hold on to that little accomplishment FOR THE NEXT 60 YEARS.
But we need you, Saints fans. You’re the bait to our trolldom. And you smell like corndogs, cheap booze and shame.